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Illustrated Would You Rather?: Jokes and Game Book for Children Age 5-11 (Silly Kids and Family Scenarios)

by Dr. Shh
Paperback |English |179431606X | 9781794316065

Illustrated Would You Rather?: Jokes and Game Book for Children Age 5-11 (Silly Kids and Family Scenarios)

by Dr. Shh
Paperback |English |179431606X | 9781794316065
Overview
Would you rather get a hilarious gift for a kid or read fifty more silly book descriptions before you get back to this book? :-) Do you want to swim faster than a shark; learn how to speak in the voice of any person; have a magical giant flying dragon; create an odd superhero--Broccoliman? As kids choose WOULD YOU RATHER crazy scenarios, they're sure to get the giggles! Moreover, every silly joke in this book is hilariously illustrated! Many children also enjoy coming up with their own variations of these scenarios. This helps them to develop creativity, reasoning skills, and a sense of humor. In addition, the second part of the book contains YES or NO crazy questions game. These questions are extremely funny and are related to scenarios from the first part of the book. The answers are often unexpected even for parents, grandparents, teachers, and elder siblings. Therefore, the whole family, church, or class will enjoy playing this quiz game. In the end, you'll find references that will help you to learn more fun stuff about weird and silly situations mentioned in this book. Examples: WOULD YOU RATHER play bowling with a watermelon or play tennis with a balloon? WOULD YOU RATHER wear disposable rubber gloves instead of insulated gloves on a very cold winter day or wear a laundry basket on your head instead of a cap on a hot summer day? WOULD YOU RATHER have a real magical flying carpet that can actually transport you anywhere or have a real magic 8 ball that can actually predict the future? WOULD YOU RATHER get a birthday cake prepared by a five-year-old baker or get a haircut from a five-year-old hairdresser? et cetera... This book is pure fun, a corny bathroom reader, and a great gift for a birthday party, holiday, and even without occasion. It's also an awesome read for a waiting room, airport, plane, train, car ride, and so on. Click "Buy now" and laugh out loud!
ISBN: 179431606X
ISBN13: 9781794316065
Author: Dr. Shh
Publisher: Independently published
Format: Paperback
PublicationDate: 2019-01-18
Language: English
PageCount: 107
Dimensions: 6.0 x 0.27 x 9.0 inches
Weight: 5.92 ounces
Would you rather get a hilarious gift for a kid or read fifty more silly book descriptions before you get back to this book? :-) Do you want to swim faster than a shark; learn how to speak in the voice of any person; have a magical giant flying dragon; create an odd superhero--Broccoliman? As kids choose WOULD YOU RATHER crazy scenarios, they're sure to get the giggles! Moreover, every silly joke in this book is hilariously illustrated! Many children also enjoy coming up with their own variations of these scenarios. This helps them to develop creativity, reasoning skills, and a sense of humor. In addition, the second part of the book contains YES or NO crazy questions game. These questions are extremely funny and are related to scenarios from the first part of the book. The answers are often unexpected even for parents, grandparents, teachers, and elder siblings. Therefore, the whole family, church, or class will enjoy playing this quiz game. In the end, you'll find references that will help you to learn more fun stuff about weird and silly situations mentioned in this book. Examples: WOULD YOU RATHER play bowling with a watermelon or play tennis with a balloon? WOULD YOU RATHER wear disposable rubber gloves instead of insulated gloves on a very cold winter day or wear a laundry basket on your head instead of a cap on a hot summer day? WOULD YOU RATHER have a real magical flying carpet that can actually transport you anywhere or have a real magic 8 ball that can actually predict the future? WOULD YOU RATHER get a birthday cake prepared by a five-year-old baker or get a haircut from a five-year-old hairdresser? et cetera... This book is pure fun, a corny bathroom reader, and a great gift for a birthday party, holiday, and even without occasion. It's also an awesome read for a waiting room, airport, plane, train, car ride, and so on. Click "Buy now" and laugh out loud!

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Overview
Would you rather get a hilarious gift for a kid or read fifty more silly book descriptions before you get back to this book? :-) Do you want to swim faster than a shark; learn how to speak in the voice of any person; have a magical giant flying dragon; create an odd superhero--Broccoliman? As kids choose WOULD YOU RATHER crazy scenarios, they're sure to get the giggles! Moreover, every silly joke in this book is hilariously illustrated! Many children also enjoy coming up with their own variations of these scenarios. This helps them to develop creativity, reasoning skills, and a sense of humor. In addition, the second part of the book contains YES or NO crazy questions game. These questions are extremely funny and are related to scenarios from the first part of the book. The answers are often unexpected even for parents, grandparents, teachers, and elder siblings. Therefore, the whole family, church, or class will enjoy playing this quiz game. In the end, you'll find references that will help you to learn more fun stuff about weird and silly situations mentioned in this book. Examples: WOULD YOU RATHER play bowling with a watermelon or play tennis with a balloon? WOULD YOU RATHER wear disposable rubber gloves instead of insulated gloves on a very cold winter day or wear a laundry basket on your head instead of a cap on a hot summer day? WOULD YOU RATHER have a real magical flying carpet that can actually transport you anywhere or have a real magic 8 ball that can actually predict the future? WOULD YOU RATHER get a birthday cake prepared by a five-year-old baker or get a haircut from a five-year-old hairdresser? et cetera... This book is pure fun, a corny bathroom reader, and a great gift for a birthday party, holiday, and even without occasion. It's also an awesome read for a waiting room, airport, plane, train, car ride, and so on. Click "Buy now" and laugh out loud!
ISBN: 179431606X
ISBN13: 9781794316065
Author: Dr. Shh
Publisher: Independently published
Format: Paperback
PublicationDate: 2019-01-18
Language: English
PageCount: 107
Dimensions: 6.0 x 0.27 x 9.0 inches
Weight: 5.92 ounces
Would you rather get a hilarious gift for a kid or read fifty more silly book descriptions before you get back to this book? :-) Do you want to swim faster than a shark; learn how to speak in the voice of any person; have a magical giant flying dragon; create an odd superhero--Broccoliman? As kids choose WOULD YOU RATHER crazy scenarios, they're sure to get the giggles! Moreover, every silly joke in this book is hilariously illustrated! Many children also enjoy coming up with their own variations of these scenarios. This helps them to develop creativity, reasoning skills, and a sense of humor. In addition, the second part of the book contains YES or NO crazy questions game. These questions are extremely funny and are related to scenarios from the first part of the book. The answers are often unexpected even for parents, grandparents, teachers, and elder siblings. Therefore, the whole family, church, or class will enjoy playing this quiz game. In the end, you'll find references that will help you to learn more fun stuff about weird and silly situations mentioned in this book. Examples: WOULD YOU RATHER play bowling with a watermelon or play tennis with a balloon? WOULD YOU RATHER wear disposable rubber gloves instead of insulated gloves on a very cold winter day or wear a laundry basket on your head instead of a cap on a hot summer day? WOULD YOU RATHER have a real magical flying carpet that can actually transport you anywhere or have a real magic 8 ball that can actually predict the future? WOULD YOU RATHER get a birthday cake prepared by a five-year-old baker or get a haircut from a five-year-old hairdresser? et cetera... This book is pure fun, a corny bathroom reader, and a great gift for a birthday party, holiday, and even without occasion. It's also an awesome read for a waiting room, airport, plane, train, car ride, and so on. Click "Buy now" and laugh out loud!

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  • Used - Good: All pages and cover are intact (including the dust cover, if applicable). Spine may show signs of wear. Pages may include limited notes and highlighting. May include "From the library of" labels. Shrink wrap, dust covers, or boxed set case may be missing. Item may be missing bundled media.
  • Used - Acceptable: All pages and the cover are intact, but shrink wrap, dust covers, or boxed set case may be missing. Pages may include limited notes, highlighting, or minor water damage but the text is readable. Item may but the dust cover may be missing. Pages may include limited notes and highlighting, but the text cannot be obscured or unreadable.

Note: Some electronic material access codes are valid only for one user. For this reason, used books, including books listed in the Used – Like New condition, may not come with functional electronic material access codes.

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  • Packages are shipped from Monday to Friday.
  • No additional fees and charges.

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The usual time for processing an order is 24 hours (1 business day), but may vary depending on the availability of products ordered. This period excludes delivery times, which depend on your geographic location.

Estimated delivery times:

  • Standard Shipping: 5-8 business days
  • Expedited Shipping: 3-5 business days

Shipping method varies depending on what is being shipped.  

Tracking
All orders are shipped with a tracking number. Once your order has left our warehouse, a confirmation e-mail with a tracking number will be sent to you. You will be able to track your package at all times. 

Damaged Parcel
If your package has been delivered in a PO Box, please note that we are not responsible for any damage that may result (consequences of extreme temperatures, theft, etc.). 

If you have any questions regarding shipping or want to know about the status of an order, please contact us or email to support@stevensbooks.com.

You may return most items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in the original packaging.

Several types of goods are exempt from being returned. Perishable goods such as food, flowers, newspapers or magazines cannot be returned. We also do not accept products that are intimate or sanitary goods, hazardous materials, or flammable liquids or gases.

Additional non-returnable items:

  • Gift cards
  • Downloadable software products
  • Some health and personal care items

To complete your return, we require a tracking number, which shows the items which you already returned to us.
There are certain situations where only partial refunds are granted (if applicable)

  • Book with obvious signs of use
  • CD, DVD, VHS tape, software, video game, cassette tape, or vinyl record that has been opened
  • Any item not in its original condition, is damaged or missing parts for reasons not due to our error
  • Any item that is returned more than 30 days after delivery

Items returned to us as a result of our error will receive a full refund,some returns may be subject to a restocking fee of 7% of the total item price, please contact a customer care team member to see if your return is subject. Returns that arrived on time and were as described are subject to a restocking fee.

Items returned to us that were not the result of our error, including items returned to us due to an invalid or incomplete address, will be refunded the original item price less our standard restocking fees.

If the item is returned to us for any of the following reasons, a 15% restocking fee will be applied to your refund total and you will be asked to pay for return shipping:

  • Item(s) no longer needed or wanted.
  • Item(s) returned to us due to an invalid or incomplete address.
  • Item(s) returned to us that were not a result of our error.

You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

If you need to return an item, please Contact Us with your order number and details about the product you would like to return. We will respond quickly with instructions for how to return items from your order.


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Depending on where you live, the time it may take for your exchanged product to reach you, may vary.

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