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The New MAGNIFIED Version of ISAIAH in Plain English!: (The Understandable Version of the Book of ISAIAH!)

Paperback |English |1535058021 | 9781535058025

The New MAGNIFIED Version of ISAIAH in Plain English!: (The Understandable Version of the Book of ISAIAH!)

Paperback |English |1535058021 | 9781535058025
Overview


The Book of Isaiah is very Rich with Metaphors and Similes, if you are in Love with them, or not; but, most Poor People are not: beCause the Metaphors are far too "Foggy" for them to Understand, which Means that they must Practice Reading all such Books, just to get a Good Understanding of them. At any rate, this Version of Isaiah is by far the Best in the World, and is Rated as "Extremely Good" by Well-Educated People. Therefore, it is a "must read" Book, if anyone is Interested in Actually Understanding the Bible. Most People are not; but, that is not a Problem: because most People were not Born to be Masters. Indeed, most were Born to be Good Servants of Good Masters, which is Good: because the Masters are like the Head of the Body of Good Government, which Body must have many other Working Parts and Organs, just to Function Correctly as a Body. Therefore, do not let the Hands Despise the Eyes: beCause, what could the Hands Do without Eyes to Guide them, even if the Eyes belong to some other Person, who can See what is Needed. We suggest that Readers of this Inspired Book take their Sweet Time, and read only a few Chapters each Day, and do not attempt to read the entire Book during one Day, even though it will be Tempting to Finish it, quickly, just to Discover those Precious Parts that make it so Famous and Controversial among Religious Scholars, some of whom are very Perplexed by it: because no one can Rightly Deny that God, himself, is Speaking through "Isaiah," who may have been Reincarnated! Indeed, there is the Possibility of it; but, do not let that "Buck you Out of the Saddle," as a Cowboy might say. Remember that this is a Companion Book of: "The New MAGNIFIED Version of The Book of MOORMUN!" (The Story of the White and Dark Indians in the Americas!), Book 040, which is perhaps the Best Modern Book in the whole World! Yes, unlike the Mutilated Bible, the Book of Mormon is much more Understandable, being "a New Revelation from God," you might say; but, it is nothing quite as Enlightening as the New MAGNIFIED Version, which most Definitely contains New Revelations from the Supreme Ruler of this Heaven and Earth. Therefore, do not let the Sun Set on another Day of Deprivation; but, PLEASE, for your own Sake, Educate yourself with all such Good Books: beCause that is True Wisdom on your part, which will make you Glad that you did. Guaranteed!
ISBN: 1535058021
ISBN13: 9781535058025
Author: Mr Mark Revolutionary Twain Jr
Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Format: Paperback
PublicationDate: 2016-07-01
Language: English
PageCount: 176
Dimensions: 8.5 x 0.4 x 11.0 inches
Weight: 15.04 ounces


The Book of Isaiah is very Rich with Metaphors and Similes, if you are in Love with them, or not; but, most Poor People are not: beCause the Metaphors are far too "Foggy" for them to Understand, which Means that they must Practice Reading all such Books, just to get a Good Understanding of them. At any rate, this Version of Isaiah is by far the Best in the World, and is Rated as "Extremely Good" by Well-Educated People. Therefore, it is a "must read" Book, if anyone is Interested in Actually Understanding the Bible. Most People are not; but, that is not a Problem: because most People were not Born to be Masters. Indeed, most were Born to be Good Servants of Good Masters, which is Good: because the Masters are like the Head of the Body of Good Government, which Body must have many other Working Parts and Organs, just to Function Correctly as a Body. Therefore, do not let the Hands Despise the Eyes: beCause, what could the Hands Do without Eyes to Guide them, even if the Eyes belong to some other Person, who can See what is Needed. We suggest that Readers of this Inspired Book take their Sweet Time, and read only a few Chapters each Day, and do not attempt to read the entire Book during one Day, even though it will be Tempting to Finish it, quickly, just to Discover those Precious Parts that make it so Famous and Controversial among Religious Scholars, some of whom are very Perplexed by it: because no one can Rightly Deny that God, himself, is Speaking through "Isaiah," who may have been Reincarnated! Indeed, there is the Possibility of it; but, do not let that "Buck you Out of the Saddle," as a Cowboy might say. Remember that this is a Companion Book of: "The New MAGNIFIED Version of The Book of MOORMUN!" (The Story of the White and Dark Indians in the Americas!), Book 040, which is perhaps the Best Modern Book in the whole World! Yes, unlike the Mutilated Bible, the Book of Mormon is much more Understandable, being "a New Revelation from God," you might say; but, it is nothing quite as Enlightening as the New MAGNIFIED Version, which most Definitely contains New Revelations from the Supreme Ruler of this Heaven and Earth. Therefore, do not let the Sun Set on another Day of Deprivation; but, PLEASE, for your own Sake, Educate yourself with all such Good Books: beCause that is True Wisdom on your part, which will make you Glad that you did. Guaranteed!

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Overview


The Book of Isaiah is very Rich with Metaphors and Similes, if you are in Love with them, or not; but, most Poor People are not: beCause the Metaphors are far too "Foggy" for them to Understand, which Means that they must Practice Reading all such Books, just to get a Good Understanding of them. At any rate, this Version of Isaiah is by far the Best in the World, and is Rated as "Extremely Good" by Well-Educated People. Therefore, it is a "must read" Book, if anyone is Interested in Actually Understanding the Bible. Most People are not; but, that is not a Problem: because most People were not Born to be Masters. Indeed, most were Born to be Good Servants of Good Masters, which is Good: because the Masters are like the Head of the Body of Good Government, which Body must have many other Working Parts and Organs, just to Function Correctly as a Body. Therefore, do not let the Hands Despise the Eyes: beCause, what could the Hands Do without Eyes to Guide them, even if the Eyes belong to some other Person, who can See what is Needed. We suggest that Readers of this Inspired Book take their Sweet Time, and read only a few Chapters each Day, and do not attempt to read the entire Book during one Day, even though it will be Tempting to Finish it, quickly, just to Discover those Precious Parts that make it so Famous and Controversial among Religious Scholars, some of whom are very Perplexed by it: because no one can Rightly Deny that God, himself, is Speaking through "Isaiah," who may have been Reincarnated! Indeed, there is the Possibility of it; but, do not let that "Buck you Out of the Saddle," as a Cowboy might say. Remember that this is a Companion Book of: "The New MAGNIFIED Version of The Book of MOORMUN!" (The Story of the White and Dark Indians in the Americas!), Book 040, which is perhaps the Best Modern Book in the whole World! Yes, unlike the Mutilated Bible, the Book of Mormon is much more Understandable, being "a New Revelation from God," you might say; but, it is nothing quite as Enlightening as the New MAGNIFIED Version, which most Definitely contains New Revelations from the Supreme Ruler of this Heaven and Earth. Therefore, do not let the Sun Set on another Day of Deprivation; but, PLEASE, for your own Sake, Educate yourself with all such Good Books: beCause that is True Wisdom on your part, which will make you Glad that you did. Guaranteed!
ISBN: 1535058021
ISBN13: 9781535058025
Author: Mr Mark Revolutionary Twain Jr
Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Format: Paperback
PublicationDate: 2016-07-01
Language: English
PageCount: 176
Dimensions: 8.5 x 0.4 x 11.0 inches
Weight: 15.04 ounces


The Book of Isaiah is very Rich with Metaphors and Similes, if you are in Love with them, or not; but, most Poor People are not: beCause the Metaphors are far too "Foggy" for them to Understand, which Means that they must Practice Reading all such Books, just to get a Good Understanding of them. At any rate, this Version of Isaiah is by far the Best in the World, and is Rated as "Extremely Good" by Well-Educated People. Therefore, it is a "must read" Book, if anyone is Interested in Actually Understanding the Bible. Most People are not; but, that is not a Problem: because most People were not Born to be Masters. Indeed, most were Born to be Good Servants of Good Masters, which is Good: because the Masters are like the Head of the Body of Good Government, which Body must have many other Working Parts and Organs, just to Function Correctly as a Body. Therefore, do not let the Hands Despise the Eyes: beCause, what could the Hands Do without Eyes to Guide them, even if the Eyes belong to some other Person, who can See what is Needed. We suggest that Readers of this Inspired Book take their Sweet Time, and read only a few Chapters each Day, and do not attempt to read the entire Book during one Day, even though it will be Tempting to Finish it, quickly, just to Discover those Precious Parts that make it so Famous and Controversial among Religious Scholars, some of whom are very Perplexed by it: because no one can Rightly Deny that God, himself, is Speaking through "Isaiah," who may have been Reincarnated! Indeed, there is the Possibility of it; but, do not let that "Buck you Out of the Saddle," as a Cowboy might say. Remember that this is a Companion Book of: "The New MAGNIFIED Version of The Book of MOORMUN!" (The Story of the White and Dark Indians in the Americas!), Book 040, which is perhaps the Best Modern Book in the whole World! Yes, unlike the Mutilated Bible, the Book of Mormon is much more Understandable, being "a New Revelation from God," you might say; but, it is nothing quite as Enlightening as the New MAGNIFIED Version, which most Definitely contains New Revelations from the Supreme Ruler of this Heaven and Earth. Therefore, do not let the Sun Set on another Day of Deprivation; but, PLEASE, for your own Sake, Educate yourself with all such Good Books: beCause that is True Wisdom on your part, which will make you Glad that you did. Guaranteed!

Books - New and Used

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  • Used - Acceptable: All pages and the cover are intact, but shrink wrap, dust covers, or boxed set case may be missing. Pages may include limited notes, highlighting, or minor water damage but the text is readable. Item may but the dust cover may be missing. Pages may include limited notes and highlighting, but the text cannot be obscured or unreadable.

Note: Some electronic material access codes are valid only for one user. For this reason, used books, including books listed in the Used – Like New condition, may not come with functional electronic material access codes.

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  • Stevens Books offers FREE SHIPPING everywhere in the United States for ALL non-book orders, and $3.99 for each book.
  • Packages are shipped from Monday to Friday.
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The usual time for processing an order is 24 hours (1 business day), but may vary depending on the availability of products ordered. This period excludes delivery times, which depend on your geographic location.

Estimated delivery times:

  • Standard Shipping: 5-8 business days
  • Expedited Shipping: 3-5 business days

Shipping method varies depending on what is being shipped.  

Tracking
All orders are shipped with a tracking number. Once your order has left our warehouse, a confirmation e-mail with a tracking number will be sent to you. You will be able to track your package at all times. 

Damaged Parcel
If your package has been delivered in a PO Box, please note that we are not responsible for any damage that may result (consequences of extreme temperatures, theft, etc.). 

If you have any questions regarding shipping or want to know about the status of an order, please contact us or email to support@stevensbooks.com.

You may return most items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in the original packaging.

Several types of goods are exempt from being returned. Perishable goods such as food, flowers, newspapers or magazines cannot be returned. We also do not accept products that are intimate or sanitary goods, hazardous materials, or flammable liquids or gases.

Additional non-returnable items:

  • Gift cards
  • Downloadable software products
  • Some health and personal care items

To complete your return, we require a tracking number, which shows the items which you already returned to us.
There are certain situations where only partial refunds are granted (if applicable)

  • Book with obvious signs of use
  • CD, DVD, VHS tape, software, video game, cassette tape, or vinyl record that has been opened
  • Any item not in its original condition, is damaged or missing parts for reasons not due to our error
  • Any item that is returned more than 30 days after delivery

Items returned to us as a result of our error will receive a full refund,some returns may be subject to a restocking fee of 7% of the total item price, please contact a customer care team member to see if your return is subject. Returns that arrived on time and were as described are subject to a restocking fee.

Items returned to us that were not the result of our error, including items returned to us due to an invalid or incomplete address, will be refunded the original item price less our standard restocking fees.

If the item is returned to us for any of the following reasons, a 15% restocking fee will be applied to your refund total and you will be asked to pay for return shipping:

  • Item(s) no longer needed or wanted.
  • Item(s) returned to us due to an invalid or incomplete address.
  • Item(s) returned to us that were not a result of our error.

You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

If you need to return an item, please Contact Us with your order number and details about the product you would like to return. We will respond quickly with instructions for how to return items from your order.


Shipping Cost


We'll pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.). In other cases, you will be responsible for paying for your own shipping costs for returning your item. Shipping costs are non-refundable. If you receive a refund, the cost of return shipping will be deducted from your refund.

Depending on where you live, the time it may take for your exchanged product to reach you, may vary.

If you are shipping an item over $75, you should consider using a trackable shipping service or purchasing shipping insurance. We don’t guarantee that we will receive your returned item.

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